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yuukibutterfly:

Nokoru *O*
きらきら | あおい [pixiv] http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42836990

this artist is really on a roll
all these drawings are SO CUTE

yuukibutterfly:

Nokoru *O*

きらきら | あおい [pixiv] http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42836990

this artist is really on a roll

all these drawings are SO CUTE

Apr 5
ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

(Source: pasqualinoh)

Apr 4

yuukibutterfly:

Lindo y sexy *O*

蘇芳くん | あおい [pixiv] http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42679883

what a cutie pie :,)

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

aluox:

me

airyairyquitecontrary:

mistintrees:

this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face
"I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT"

THEY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN ME TO CHURCH NOW SHOULDN’T THEY.

airyairyquitecontrary:

mistintrees:

this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face

"I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT"

THEY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN ME TO CHURCH NOW SHOULDN’T THEY.

(Source: dogshaming)

unequivocallysherlocked:

The nerd level of this picture makes me happy.

unequivocallysherlocked:

The nerd level of this picture makes me happy.

trulysophisticat:

doubleadrivel:

weliveonfiction:

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

I adore Gordon Ramsey. The American shows edit things to make him come across so much meaner then how he truly is. 

(Source: gordonramsaygifs)

dramaticaljaeger:

REMEMBER THAT ORCAS CAN NUDGE SHARKS OVER TO SUBDUE THEM.

image

boop

i want to find these things cute but all i remember when people mention it is that orcas are terrifying killers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPge_0lea3o

boop indeed

(Source: naruukokun)

maeku:

apothecary-initiate:

givemeinternet:

And this is why the Microsoft Excel logo starts with an X

I SPAT OUT MY COFFEE

THAT TOOK ME A SURPRISINGLY LONG MOMENT

maeku:

apothecary-initiate:

givemeinternet:

And this is why the Microsoft Excel logo starts with an X

I SPAT OUT MY COFFEE

THAT TOOK ME A SURPRISINGLY LONG MOMENT